5. Uncaring banquet people who don't care about your $23,000 private dinner, incompetent audio visual folks to run a remedial powerpoint presentation, What can I say? Your director of banquet summed it up nicely when he said 'There is nothing I can say that will put your mind at ease' when I expressed a valid concern about a large affair my company was hosting and they said that they could turn a room around in 30 minutes.