5. If you like taking a shower with mold and mildew on the walls and in the tub; if you like unfriendly and unhelpful motel staff; if you like extremely long waits for an elevator; if you want a great location for shopping, restaurants and Times Square; if you don't want to spend the money to stay somewhere decent and clean; if you like unpleasant odors in your room; if you like flat, old pillows and not enough towels; if you like motel staff who are unresponsive when you ask for pillows and towels; if you like uncomfortable beds; and if you like unpleasant odors.