5. The freaky elevators that carry you up and down multiple times terrifying the crap out of you, the doors that shut on you as you exit, the 'old people' smell in the hotel rooms, the stuffy, 90 degree hallways, the busted, dated fixtures, the rattly air conditioning, the paper-thin walls, the non-operational wifi, the dated dilapidated look of the hotel, the creepy hallways leading to the lobby, the less than stellar breakfast, the non-operational restaurant, the construction, the minimal towels/pillows, the crazy bathroom, and yes, the slow draining sink.