5. If you like the smell of urine in your motel room, if you don't mind staying in a motel that hasn't been cleaned in years(inside or outside) if you don't mind getting a double bed instead of a king size bed if you like roach feces on the walls and little critters crawling by day and night, if you desire filthy carpets, walls, doors and floors if you don't mind that the inside lock of your room is missingif you don't mind that the safe in the room was ripped away from the wall if you don't mind that your pass card does not unlock your room so that you may enter it if you don't mind 4 police cars outside in the parking lot at night if you don't mind sitting on stained chairs, possible urine?? anyones guess if you like sleeping with a blanket with cigarette holes in it if you don't mind not getting the blanket you requested if you can't find the elevator because there is not one, but the clerk said there is if you don't mind skipping a morning shower because there is no hot water if you don't mind paying $.