3. Then I noticed the floor had a bottlecap and olive-pit-looking-thing, drink rings on the tables, dirt buildup on the switchplates, crumbs in the drawers, splatters on the guestbook, bulb out on desk, coffee all over the kleenex, incomplete sample sundries, patched up spackle ceiling falling into tub, and long brown hair on the toilet seat/in tub/in bed/on counter.