5. Nothing presidential about it: no mini bar, no plates/cups/utensils in the kitchen, non-working fireplace, rickety balcony with a view of the back of the kitchen and ghetto condos next door (with the great lovely feature of the people in the balcony literally over our heads flicking cigerrettes and ashes onto our heads and balcony), no room service, no vending machines, no working ice machines, no cable chanels (not even pay per view), no valet, no bellboy to help with bags, no housekeeping after 4, and no elevator.