1. Here's all you need to know: the room is tiny; the entire property smells of mildew; the room is so humid, it contains a dehumidifier that is actually louder than the air conditioner (and adds the delightful sound of water draining into a pan at random intervals), and despite what it says both on the Hilton website AND in the book sitting right on your table in your room, there is NOT a mini-fridge in every room.