5. The carpet is so dirty that your feet turn black if you dare to walk across barefoot, the air conditioner barely works, the curtains are dirty, the walls are chipped and missing paint, the ceiling has mildew growing and is chipping in areas, there was a large coffee spill on the still otherwise dirty nightstand, the couch and chair are very stained and dirty, and the mattress pads were put on sideways with the fitted sheets just laid across upside down.