1. I did not eat the on-site food on any night of my stay and the calendar on the refrigerator that doubles as a menu had multiple instances of the same date and counting errors, I think that it could have been typed up by someone afflicted with dyscalculia, so it was impossible to tell which meals I could take a calculated risk on least being poisoned by, so I took the 3-4 mile drive to the supermarket instead (which my garmin insisted was on the wrong side of the 6 lane street).