3. Room smelled nostalgically like the old bowling alley in my hometown, (built many decades ago, smoked in constantly but not recently) had to plug everything in (I guess that is standard hotel practice?) no remote, TVs are effed up ([both mine and other reviewers] colors way off and blurry and crack pipe melted into the top) and someone had spilled something syrupy all over the alarm clock; had to get my fingers sticky to force the buttons into place.