3. Noisy; built with exterior entrances of cheap motel and inside like them; windows not openable; heard cricking of beds during sex; entire building shook during footsteps to 2d floor; computers and phones from late 1980s with wrong directions; maid service did not replace tissues; showers shook whole building; waited 10 minutes for service in "Country Club" restaurant charged $9/day resort fee for and did not get seated at all during early lunch (8 servers, 5 eating); televised events were days ago past; very few TV channels of any interest on old 23" sets of 1990s.