8. Night clerk absent just before midnight, the outer lobby phone constantly gave busy a signal; after pounding on the door for a while I drove to a gas station and called the 800 number, and waited about 10 minutes until they could contact her; other irate guests were also waiting when I got back to the hotel; the key did not work for the first room she gave me so she gave me a different room; the next morning ants were swarming the two caramel candies on my nightstand; bug traps were in the kitchen and bathroom; the bed in room 138 was situated so that 14 other rooms looked directly down on it if the drapes were open.